What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...