Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you