Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!