Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
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Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
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ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Because it's a round U.
Fang mail.
Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".
To watch Dablooney Toons!
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
OC By process of elimination.
OC) An utter disappointment
A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
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