What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.