What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)