What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine