What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic