What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.