What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

Long Day Jokes More Long Day Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.