What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.