What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.