What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D