What is blue and does not fit?

A dead epileptic.

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

What is blue and does not fit?

A dead epileptic.