Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

Jog-raphy !

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison