Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.