Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!