Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.