What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.