What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin