What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.