What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!