Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses