Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas