How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.