What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.