What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.