Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.