Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff