Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty