Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.