Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !