Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

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What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead