Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.