What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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Cole Jokes More Cole Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."