What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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Cole Jokes More Cole Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."