Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
That's not funny..."
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
WANNA RIDE BIKES
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
In the end, I settled.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.