How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!