I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !
A: She was beside herself.
A: Her IQ goes up!
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
The other plants have to photosympathize with it
You cantelope!
A cabbage patch! - Sokka
A CABBAGE!