How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise