How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !