What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"