What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo