What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.