What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.