Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whats a retarded person's favorite season?

Autismn

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.