Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!