What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark