What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.