What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong