What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

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and "Just heard our song"

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.