What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.