What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan