What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.