What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.