What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.