What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger