Pork Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.