What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!