Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.