Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.