Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"