What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.