What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)