What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!