What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.