What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.