What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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THE RETAIL STORE!

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon