What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning