Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.