Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)