Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3