Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.