Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.