Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.