Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.