What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
He only got nailed once
His portrait only need one nail
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
