Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Being 5 foot 6

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years