How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor