Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!