Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.