What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up